The leading Men's Magazine Nuts has invited the corpse of Albert Einstein to star in a saucy photoshoot.
Miss. O'Gynist, the head of recruitment at Nuts, said the following:
"Nowadays, genius is a real turn-on for the depraved audiences we pander to. As such, explicit pictures of Einstein's dead body will feature in our newest issue.
"Degrading very clever people into vulgar sex objects satisfies our only supreme moral belief here at Nuts: the greater the shameless humiliation and exploitation, the better.
"But don't worry; it'll be tasteful necrophilia only."
Speaking from its inertial reference frame, Einstein's corpse responded describing itself as "flattered" but had politely declined the offer.
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