Abortion Adverts

The Truth is delighted to confirm that several of the new abortion advertisements will be placed in the newspaper in the next few days. Samples can be found below.


Trying to win your town's slag of the year prize, but pregnancies getting in your way?

Tired with condoms spoiling your sexual experience, or too lazy and cheap to take the pill?

The Baby Buster from JML is just the ticket!!! Simply insert the specially crafted rusty hook into your womb and dismember the growing life at your convenience. Dispose of that irritating infant with ease. Discounts available for twins or multiple terminations!!!

And now: do away with that screaming foetus with the all-new Baby Bin, also from JML!! Operating on a 10 million RPM shredding capacity, the Baby Bin will turn that annoying child into a mound of congealed goo in seconds!!

Special aftercare is also available from our specially trained experts, such as Mr. C Hook, pictured here!